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Wednesday, 24 February 2016

Holiday Ahoy! - Part 2


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The alarm went off at the designated hour, but alert Nina was up before it went off! She could hear its particularly nasty and tuneless tempo even from the bathroom; set specifically to awaken the dead....at least the normal dead! Finally she came out of the bathroom and switched it off.


'Herding time once again', she thought while prodding Nik vigorously and proceeding to wake up the little Kumbhkarans.
After a quick shower, the groggy boys and the chirpy mom soon made their way to the restaurant for a quick 'bite'! The 'bite' of course turned out to be a full-blown event, in fact the resort's brekkie was touted to be one of the best around...so one couldn't miss that could they?!

Pretty soon the Dev family was so full that it necessitated an urgent visit to the room and its washroom!

"Tring,Tring" It was the room's intercom. "Hello, yes it is. Yes, please hold the bus, we are on our way, just 2 minutes and we'll be there!" Nina said to the receptionist. 
 
The family hurried on its way and was soon thankfully ensconced in the sleek tour bus replete with reclining seats and curtains for the boys to play truant with!

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The bus's only other occupants were an aged foreign couple who smiled benignly at them, amused by the antics of the brats.

Nina went over to the driver, a friendly Goan named Joe and informed him of their tour preference: Of visiting only one beach instead of the half a dozen listed on the itinerary, skip all churches except one and so on!
The driver nodded happily and said,"You ask duh udder people if dhey olso don wanta see, dhen toh no problem men!"

Nina smilingly went over to the lovely old couple,"Hey, I am Nina, that's my husband Nik, and my kids Neel and Varun. Nice to meet you. Where are you from?" 
The lady replied in halting English,"I Denise from Denmark. Spik leettle Engleesh. This Peter my new husband. We on honeymoon."
"Oh, how sweet!" gushed Nina and added, "I was wondering whether we could cut short the long tour, it is pretty boring, same kind of places, let's do only a few important places, hope you have no problems....?"
The wizened old lady replied, "Oh, no, no, no....v must see all places, very vunderful I hear!"
Nina persisted, "But they all look the same, no difference, it will be a waste of time.." 
"Oh, psshaw! V luv same, same look place don't we Pete?" replied Denise the Dane with a ringing  finality to close the discussion!

Crestfallen Nina reported back the latest debacle, that would set back their day's schedule by more than half the day....and all of them groaned!

The rest of the journey, the oldies totally ignored them and gone were the indulgent smiles! The family drearily made their way in and out of the bus, every ten minutes, the Danes had added a few more undiscovered beaches and churches to their list of 'Must-see places in Goa' researched from the  Lonely Planet or whatever! They spent hours posing cozily for selfies in each of the locales! Joe the driver happily pandered to their whims as he surreptitiously pocketed the Euros they slipped him! 'Athithi Devo Bhava' Nina kept chanting to herself, in between gritted teeth!
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The kids and Nik squinted tiredly at the camera trying to smile and pose for Nina. "Didn't we come here just a few minutes back mum?"wailed Varun.
Finally the day was drawing to an end and they had still not made it to any of the places of their choice. 
Nik went to check with the driver Joe, who cheerfully replied,"Oh dat? We do dat tomorrow no? Todday too late men!"

And so they returned wearily to the room, to wash off the grime and sand of the tiresome day. 
Ahh...lovely house-keeping staff, had cleaned up the room, plumped up the pillows and laid fresh, crisp sheets on the expansive beds...this was heaven!

Nina sank into the tub to soak her tired body into its deliciously soothing, scented foamy warmth and scowled thinking about the insufferable Danes. As she delicately flicked the foam off her fingers, she thought dreamily,"Ohhh....I wish I could spend the whole day doing nothing....that would be so lovely!"

Yes! That was just what they needed: To do nothing, just relax and soak in the pleasures of the lovely resort and its various attractions!
Nina jumped out of the tub and hurried to share her exciting 'No-Action plan' with her family. The children and Nik lustily cheered her breakthrough plan with loud whoops of joy!

The next day, the family enjoyed the best day of their lives doing the things they loved the most, which was basically - doing nothing besides eating, sleeping, eating some more, swimming in the pool, matinee show in the mini-theater watching Steve Martin in the rib-tickling 'Pink Panther', playing on the beach, swinging in the hammock beneath the coconut trees and capturing umpteen shots of all these happy hours of undiluted bliss!

Nik fondly placed his arm around Nina, "Babe, we really must do this again, this is so totally relaxing!" Nina rested her head on his shoulders and nodded in agreement...yes, totally, completely, their ideal kind of holiday: Holidaying on the beaten path and loving it!

Time to get back to reality. The holiday was over and it time to get back home, Nina hurried about, collecting souvenirs from the lovely hotel room. 
"Hmm, tea, coffee, milk powder sachets in, note pad, pens, pencils, matches in...Neel, Varun! Go pick up all the dental kits, soap, shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer bottles from both the bathrooms kids, its all been paid for, no point in leaving them behind."
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The kids obediently pooled in their joint spoils into Nina's have-it-all tote.
The holiday was over but they would be carrying away with them, the fragrances that would remind them of the happy times.

And thus it was that the Dev family returned back to base, making it look more like a railway station and a thriving Dhobi-Ghaat with the washing machine running on repeated cycles! Nina mourned the fact that she'd scarcely worn even a quarter of the clothes she'd carried and hurriedly changed the topic, when Nik gave her his 'told-you-so' look!

Their posts on the social media had created sufficient ripples. Family and friends suitably appeased with gifts of cashew-nuts (hastily picked up at Goa airport) amidst tales regaling all with the virtues of the pristine beaches and lofty churches of Goa!

"Mummy we forgot to bring back all this kind of stuff from Aunt Leila's house when we stayed at her place last summer. But don't worry, next time we go there, I'll not forget! I quite liked that large bottle of Watermelon and Apple shampoo, she had kept in the bathroom," Varun commented importantly as he helped her unpack her large tote!!



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Disclaimer: All the characters in the above posts are fictional, any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental and unintentional.

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Hahaha. I laughed when she collected the shampoo and stuff from the hotel It's a nice detail, such a typical vacationer thing to do. Also, it's hot as hell here and I still want to be in Goa!!

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1 reply · active 478 weeks ago
Loved the old cute couple :D the last line is a zinger!! I am loving your style of narration and detailing.
1 reply · active 478 weeks ago
Would have loved some more twist in the tale at the end
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1 reply · active 478 weeks ago
The best plan for a holiday is having no plan at all - playing it by the ear, have breakfast for lunch, lunch for dinner and do nothing at all
1 reply · active 478 weeks ago
hahahaha the bringing shampoo and other toiletries from the hotel which sparked that remark was the icing on the cake for me :)
1 reply · active 478 weeks ago
Pretty Ho hum . Was expecting more trouble with the kids.....
2 replies · active 478 weeks ago
Even I like collecting harmless tidbits .. takes me back to hol long after its over :-D
1 reply · active 478 weeks ago
On our official international trips, it became a habit to ask for toiletries as goodies for most of us females. :-D Holiday planning is always a tough thing if planned. And hence we make absolutely unplanned short notice trips. Pack up our bags with just what is essential and enjoy the ride. :-)
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Hi Rekha. It is a pretty routine thing for all of us. But what if the kids reacted to this regular activity, the way the Dev kid did? Absolutely agree on unplanned, impromptu trips, they are always the best!
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Loved the fact that Nina decided to hang her" to do holiday" and just have fun...it's actually quite a thought! Oftentimes holday schedules are managed by tour guides and likes...who hijack the fun quotient...must do what the Dev family did! Had a laugh on the toiletries collecting spree...rings a bell ;
The Goan and Danish accents all just added life to the piece..keep it coming Kala !
1 reply · active 477 weeks ago
Sweet conclusion. I am not much of a traveler, as much as I would love to be, so I couldn't relate to the details of travel but I liked the general tempo of the story. The background research and descriptions are worth noting. Somewhere, I was hoping for a twist but that was just the author inside me looking for the posts that write :)
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1 reply · active 477 weeks ago
Oh yes, it felt like you were describing my Goa trips sans the old couple. Truly, just relaxing in a comfortable environment is such Bliss. Enjoyed the tale.
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R.Narayanan · 478 weeks ago

Our protagonist had surrendered after all.The sheer grit of an inveterate backpacker has to be in the genes.It would have her take a taxi and chase the bus on the first outing.The least glamorous of a Goan landmark would have her there with the enthusiasm of thronging an Oscar premiere .Just not cut out for it Meekly seeking refuge in the hotel pool and collecting mini shampoo bottles as souvenirs.The blue blooded tourist would accorded the humble sand and innocuous sea shells an eminence in an elegant but crowded showcase to claim parity with similar ones from Rio .For them every visit is beyond value.Hope the lady of our tale ennobles herself before the next soujourn !
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1 reply · active 477 weeks ago
Ha ha..loved it. And packing up the hotel stuff is classic!
1 reply · active 477 weeks ago
Hahaha collecting the fragrances! Loved it men! ;) dhobi ghat is so so so relatable :) super cute read this one :)
1 reply · active 477 weeks ago
Interesting story! Holidays without any plans and guided tours are best. Glad that they did the same too finally.
1 reply · active 477 weeks ago
You know what, I used to be a very touristy kind of person - wanting to check off items from things-to-do, and places-to-see, but after having my son - my idea of a vacation is - the no action vacation - just hang around in the resort and chill. :)
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good one
1 reply · active 477 weeks ago
Hahahaha.. this was hilarious! And there is joy in just relaxing and doing nothing at all right?

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