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Wednesday, 11 September 2019

A view like no other


We were on a family holiday at Coorg, Karnataka. On our sightseeing agenda was the Talakaveri temple in the Brahmagiri hills of Kodagu District. 
Being a non-peak tourist season, a serene temple darshan and visit to the origin of the mighty Kaveri river went off rather quickly.
With time on our hands we wondered what to do next. We spotted steps next to the temple and a lot of people going up and down it. The steps went up the Brahmagiri hill. I looked at the steep incline and the vast number of steps and felt my knees creaking in protest. 
We were debating whether we should do the climb or visit some other spot. Just then we spotted a middle-aged couple coming down the steps. My family looked at me meaningfully with a; 'see if they can do it, you can too' kinda look. 
I stopped them and enquired about the climb. They said it was 407 steps to the top. I asked them what was there to see at the top of the climb. (I'd done 272 steps to the Batu caves in Malaysia years ago and the end of the climb had rewarded us with a marvelous experience of the caves and the shrine within.)
The couple looked at each other briefly, the man smiled and said,"You'll have to find that out yourself, won't you? But it will be totally worth it, let me assure you. Just go for it!" The two of them exchanged secret smiles (Aww, how romantic, I thought) and they went their way.
So now that we had this bit of info, we decided to go for it. The sleeping arithmetician in me kicked in; 407 steps, that's roughly, 20 floors.
The tremendous fitness un-enthusiast in me was breathing strenuously after probably 50 steps. Just 350 more steps, cajoled my family.
Well, huffing and puffing I finally made it to the top after the steep 407 step climb and caught up with the others. I couldn't wait to catch my breath in anticipation of what awaited me there.
There can't be more of an anti-climax than the view from the top of Brahmagiri hills! There is a mediocre view of a surrounding valley, nothing extraordinary. The kind you'd probably not even give a second look if you saw a photograph of. The summit itself has a small platform with railings around. Absolutely nothing else! Probably the climb and the view might have been more rewarding with swirling mists, but we weren't that fortunate.

The smug smiles of the couple we'd met at the bottom came to mind, the couple that'd egged us on to take up the climb.
Yes, they'd undertaken the futile climb themselves, knowingly or unknowingly and wouldn't want to deprive others of the same disappointment that awaited the end of the arduous climb! 
Seriously makes me suspect the intent behind all kinds of reviews...of books, movies, destinations, restaurants and so on. The more the number of stars, the more dubious I get!
That reminds me, I need to do a tripadvisor review of this place. Any guesses how many stars this destination gets from me?? 😈

Anyway, we had a good laugh as we came down the hill, if nothing it was definitely an unforgettable experience! While we were coming down a bunch of college kids was beginning their ascent. My husband called out to them, "Keep your DSLR's ready for the view at the top."😈😈

A nursery rhyme I sang as a kid came back to me. One I've always found pretty silly and futile. I sang it aloud as I trundled down the steps. 
It runs like this,

A bear went over the mountain, 
A bear went over the mountain, 
A bear went over the mountain, 
To see what he could see.

And all that he could see,
And all that he could see,
Was the other side of the mountain.
The other side of the mountain,
The other side of the mountain,
Was all he could see.

You could hear it as well, at least kids today can have some visuals with this aimless rhyme!









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Kokila Gupta · 291 weeks ago

🤣🤣 ha ha...Well written and you know? You have touched the right chords! I have experienced the same at Haridwar...Time to write about that! Thank you, for the view on the other side and inspiring!😊😊
1 reply · active 291 weeks ago
Ha ha ha Kala I get you. That poem at the end says it all. I had similar thoughts when I first visited Lonavala and Khandala. All my growing up years I watched Hindi films and the protagonists always went to these apparently glorious hill stations - even at late as Amir Khan in Ghulam. And then I visited them and really, if it's not the monsoon season, they're so underwhelming, specially after the majesty of North Indian mountains. Though now over time I've learnt to appreciate the ghats.
1 reply · active 291 weeks ago
Haha... Fitness un-enthusiast...loved the way you presented the anecdote. Somewhere I was expecting philosophy but nay, such summit trekkings only make you question travel reviews. I pictured myself at Dodabhetta peak in Ooty after nauseating, breath petrol in air, snail speed drive.
1 reply · active 291 weeks ago
Hahaha something very interesting I came across today. Loved the way you have presented the anecdote. The poem at the end is surely the cherry in the cake.
1 reply · active 291 weeks ago
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Jayanthy G · 291 weeks ago

Haha.. Good one Kala. The best part however is the exercise done right.😂 I had been to Coorg and Thala Kaveri too. It was too misty for us to even find the stairs nearby. Good that way.☺️ I am new to this rhyme and have listened to it recently in YouTube when my little one watches. I was laughing at how natural this rhyme was. 😋 You've put it beautifully Kala. Reading you after a while. 🙂
1 reply · active 291 weeks ago
I can feel the excitement you must have had. I had the same experience at Hawaii. Infact after finishing the hike, they gave us the certificate too.
2 replies · active 291 weeks ago
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Modern Gypsy · 291 weeks ago

ha! Good one! I think we all have similar stories of completely underwhelming trips. Best was your hubby telling the college kids to keep their DSLR ready for the view from the top!
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Rajlakshmi · 291 weeks ago

Hahaha 😅 oh dear I would have done the same. Would have totally hyped the view 😅 loved your narration and the humour. Btw My baby loves listening to that song.
1 reply · active 291 weeks ago
Haha...loved your narration and I can totally imagine your disappointment, Kala! Seriously, do write a review and let the others know that it is so not worth the climb! I mean, the couple could have warned you at least instead of egging you on, but on the flip side, a bit of a cardio-vascular exercise would surely have worked in your favour that day, if that is any consolation.
The CV workout was possibly much needed! But all this made the experience an unforgettable one. Thanks Esha!
I liked your unique style of narration and was glued on till the end. Superb write up!
Hahaha! That's so mean of that couple! It can be such heartbreak when such things happen! And, in this case, back break and a punishment for the knees, too!
Such a well-written and funny post! Thanks for sharing and now I know not to attempt those steps when I visit Thalakavery! :-)
Hilarious! The poem sums it up and glad you came up with the truth :)
I loved this funny post. Very well written. Looking forward to this kind of post.
Perfect rhyme for the post haha :)
Hahahahah! This is hilarious! :D
I simply loved the narration. I recently had a similar experience but thank god it was with my brother who is equally beary like I am :D
🤣🤣 what a great way to keep the readers her till the end. That was a great read.
I can't help but chuckle at your post. Of the 10+yrs I spent in Karnataka, Mysore took away 5 yrs for a job posting. Our frequent weekend destination turned out to be Coorg or Ooty. Your hilarious post took me down the memory lane again.
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Rohit Verma · 291 weeks ago

Well, I cannot but disagree! Why climb? Because it is there! What is a good view anyway? I would say any view is good! Any view that takes one away from slime and squalor that humans have created everywhere. Did you see mountains of plastic from the top? Did you rusting rotting garbage so familiar in any of the Indian cities? Did you smell any foul human desiderata? What you saw? Trees? Other hills?Free view of the sky? Clouds? The sun? Then it was the most stupendous view that you ever saw! Lets be grateful for this breath! Go climb again! Cheers
Hilarious😃😃😃 your post made me smile this morning. It reminded me of my masti days. When I was studying in Dehradun, our weekend destination used to be Mussoorie. An excitement wave ran through my veins after seeing your beautiful pictures. The poem at the end is ❤
Loved the verse part the best
That is quite funny

I laughed hard

Nice haan

And the poem

Cherry on the cake
hahahaa... loved your post ! i can imagine the disappointment. We went to Muisissoorie a couple of years back and everyone had told us to visit the Kempty Falls. We went all the way but the falls were such a disappointment .. hardly any water was there! Loved the rhyme :) #simritreads #MyFriendAlexa
A nice post to read and celebrate travel!!

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